Monday, June 28, 2010

New Collectibles!

Now, we all know that politics can be dirty business.
Whenever you get that much money and popularity mixed
together, you're bound to find an arena full of liars and cheats.
Not unlike the world of professional sports!
Some people even refer to politics as bloodsport.
Well, today we have a product for everyone that can't
get their fill of political chicanery and ridiculousness from
24-hour news channels and the internet.
That's right, taking a page out of the sports world's playbook,
we bring you, Collectible Political Cards!

(Click image to enlarge)

We have cards from all level of government to satisfy your
daily need for political outrage!
From the President, to the VP, 100 Senators, 435 Representatives,
50 Governors, big name political figures, and some of your
favorite mayors from around the country, we have them all!

These high-quality collectible cards come in packs of 15,
but order now and get your bulk order discount!
And for a limited time, with your order of 36 packs or
more, get a free "Right Wing Extremist" version of the
Barack Obama card! (seen above, bottom right)
Supplies are running out, so order now!


  1. How about retired politicians? Need a Bush and Bush card. What about should have been a political candidate but never was? Like Condi?

  2. Hmm... the ever rare two part set. Ross Perot with super ears! The quote? up for debate, since this is your page man, I figure this one will spice up your hatred of me that much more.

    Action is greater than writing. A good man is a nobler object of contemplation than a great author. There are but two things worth living for: to do what is worthy of being written; and to write what is worthy of being read.

    Anonymous strikes again!

  3. ooo, hands down the worst thing to

    Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry? - Ross Perot.

    Anonymous strikes again!