Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Least Politically Correct Thing EVER

Had an idea for a sporting event. Before I continue, I know how horrible it sounds from a political correctness standpoint, but it would be a great test of morality of America and the world in general. Also, come on, just try to tell me with a straight face that you wouldn't watch every goddamn second of coverage for the...

Dwarf Olympics! (If you really want un-PC, the Oompah-lympics)
Summer and Winter versions would both have great events, even though many would need to be modified (long jump? really? hurdles? now you're just being mean).
Yes, I'm probably going to hell just for thinking of this, but would you really turn the channel away from speed skating? Ski jumping? Shotput, or even better, discus throw!

Could you really change the channel? Really?
Liars! You would watch everything from the opening ceremony to the last pole-vault (oh Lord, that one bought me a one-way ticket to perdition).
Think about it...

1 comment:

  1. I'm sure you could find this on video somewhere.
    I'm upset that comments can't imbed images.