Friday, September 11, 2009

World Government

I think it's time for the nations of the world to band together to form a global governing body. I know, I know, the conservative in me finds the idea repulsive. But with the US military being spread so thin, and no guarantees of troop commitments from other countries, who will fight back if/when aliens finally show up to take over this planet? The UN? Really? A global organization that can't even handle food shipments without half of it getting sold on the black market (can I use that term? too racist? ok, underground economy) is going to save us from an alien invasion? If you believe that, I have a successful, liberal biased newspaper company to sell you (it turns a profit, I swear!).

4 comments:

  1. Who would lead this global governing body? I'm sure if democratic we can all be sure the voting would be fair and in no way corrupt. I know... we can ask Florida for advice or use Iran or Afganistan's system.

    Sis

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  2. How can you be sure the aliens aren't already in charge?

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  3. I am 100% sure that aliens are NOT already in charge of the world. They told me so themselves. And if you can't trust the aliens controlling the world, who can you trust?

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  4. If the aliens were already in charge, things would be a lot better than they are now.

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